Coffee mug on a coffee mug
Behold: the most powerful piece of ceramic since the Holy Grail.
This isn’t just a mug—it’s a philosophy. A revolution. A caffeine-fueled slap in the face to every soulless, corporate email that ever tried to worm its way into your heart. While your inbox is choking on “Just circling back…” and “Per my last email…”, this mug is standing tall, reminding you that real connection belongs on refrigerators, not in spam folders.
Imagine sipping your morning coffee while holding a literal protest sign against digital fatigue. Your co-workers will weep. Your clients will question their life choices. The office email-guy will combust on the spot. And when people see the sad little envelope cartoon, they’ll know instantly: you’re not here for newsletters, you’re here for meaning.
Buy this mug and you’re not just drinking coffee. You’re joining a cult of analog rebels, fridge philosophers, and stationary truth-seekers. Also, it holds liquid, which is nice.
$19.95 and you too can drink out of irony every single day.
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: NorthsideHawk
- Email: contact@support.northsidehawk.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.