Electric is for toasters not cars
Simple object. Simple statement. Loud message.
This design pairs a realistic four-slice toaster with the unapologetic line “Electric is for toasters, not cars.” It’s dry, direct, and intentionally deadpan—made for people who prefer their opinions served straight, not wrapped in irony.
No clutter. No chaos. Just a familiar appliance doing what it does best, and a sentence that speaks for itself.
Why you’ll like it:
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Bold, instantly readable design
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Minimalist look that works with any outfit
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Dry humor that sparks conversations without trying too hard
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Perfect for anyone who enjoys subtle rebellion and common-sense jokes
Wear it casually. Wear it confidently.
Either way, people will read it—and react.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: NorthsideHawk
- Email: contact@support.northsidehawk.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Electric is for toasters not cars Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|