What if a calendar finally stopped lying to you?

Not the usual “You’re unstoppable!” rubbish.
I mean a calendar that admits the truth: you’re doing your best, you’re occasionally brilliant, and you’re almost always running a bit behind.

A calendar that doesn’t bark “HUSTLE HARDER”…
but calmly mutters, “You know what? You showed up. Good enough.”

That’s the pitch.

Twelve months of honest humour, aerial perspective, and the kind of encouragement that doesn’t make you want to hurl your phone into the nearest river.

Because life isn’t a tidy lineup of little squares —
it’s a chaotic flight path you correct mid-air.

And if a calendar can make you laugh and keep you pointed in the right direction?
That’s not stationery.
That’s essential kit.